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+This slide is titled “The Perfect “Bait”: Fujin Animals”
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+There is a translated comic, originally in Japanese, with drawings of animals that represent various types of fujoshi: gecko, snail, turtle, snake, frog, and slug. It is labeled in the slide as “read small text at own risk”. Small text transcribed below after the next image in the slide.
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+The next image is a screenshot of Bluesky labels: Slug (ships A x B and only A x B), Snake (ships anyone x B), Frog  (ships A x B and B x A but no A x C), Gecko (ships A x anyone), Snail (ships anything x B), Turtle (ships anyone x anyone)
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+Now the text that was labeled as “read at your own risk”. 
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+Gecko fujoshi is labeled “unhinged seme conspiracy theorist” and “will defend its dickslut seme and fixed pair headcanons to the death.”
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+Snail fujoshi is labeled “mob (total rando) x fav, tentacles x fav, etc.” and “shows its love for its fav in the most effed up way possible.”
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+Turtle fujoshi is labeled “in the meantime…” and “tries putting things in its mouth; if it’s tasty, whether it’s bottom, top, left, right, whatever, it eats it.”
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+Snake fujoshi is labeled “reversible x, fav buttslut o, no fixed ship, fav uke is bicycle. obsessed with them.”
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+Frog fujoshi is labeled “reversible o, fav buttslut x, fixed pair, Extremely Can’t with anything other than its two favs. (Doesn’t care who tops)” (extremely can’t is capitalized, both words)
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+Slug fujoshi is labeled “reversible x, fav buttslut x, fixed ship, Uke and Seme are fixed. Extremely Can’t with anything other than its two favs.”
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+There are rock paper scissors or Pokemon style interactions between snake, frog, and slug. Both snake and frog can look at slug without dying. The rest of the interactions are labeled “can’t look, will die”