strings.js

module.exports = {
  cornGreetings: [
    "CORNCIERGE! ",
    "CORNCIERGE, you incompetent oaf! ",
    "CORNCIERGE, you disaster of a human...",
    "Corncierge, my loyal servant, ",
    "Hey nincompoop, you silly corncierge..."
  ],

  cornDemands: [
    "$greeting $machine NEEDS MOAAARRR POPCORN!",
    "$greeting THE POPCORN IS EMPTY, $machine *MUST BE REFILLED IMMEDIATELY*",
    "$greeting The people have spoken, and they have told me that you have failed to keep them well fed. Do not let me see your face until $machine is refilled.",
    "$greeting IT was SUCH A LOVELY DAY until I had to deal with your *incompetence*, refill $machine at once!",
    "$greeting Begone! $machine requires popcorn!",
    "Praise Be!  $machine requires more sacrifices. Corncierge, please submit your purest of kernels."
  ],

  ytVideos: ["https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg"],
  
  cornThanks: ["My people, thank the PopcornBot, for $machine has been replenished. Popcorn will be flowing from its bowels shortly!"],

  cornFacts: [
    "Iowa has bad corn",
    "Corn is called maize by most countries, this comes from the Spanish word ‘maiz’.",
    "Corn is a cereal crop that is part of the grass family.",
    "An ear or cob of corn is actually part of the flower and an individual kernel is a seed.",
    "On average an ear of corn has 800 kernels in 16 rows.",
    "Corn will always have an even number of rows on each cob.",
    "A bushel is a unit of measure for volumes of dry commodities such as shelled corn kernels. 1 Bushel of corn is equal to 8 gallons.",
    "With the exception of Antarctica, corn is produced on every continent in the world.",
    "There are over 3,500 different uses for corn products.",
    "As well as being eaten by the cob, corn is also processed and used as a major component in many food items like cereals, peanut butter, potato chips, soups, marshmallows, ice cream, baby food, cooking oil, margarine, mayonnaise, salad dressing, and chewing gum.",
    "Juices and soft drinks like Coca-Cola and Pepsi contain corn sweeteners. A bushel of corn can sweeten 400 cans of soft drink.",
    "Corn and its by products are also found in many non-food items such as fireworks, rust preventatives, glue, paint, dyes, laundry detergent, soap, aspirin, antibiotics, paint, shoe polish, ink, cosmetics, the manufacturing of photographic film, and in the production of plastics.",
    "Corn is also used as feeding fodder for livestock and poultry and found in domestic pet food.",
    "As of 2012, the United States produces 40% of the worlds total harvest making it the biggest maize producer in the world (273,832,130 tonnes produced in 2012).",
    "An area termed the Corn Belt in the US where growing conditions are ideal includes the states of Iowa, Illinois, Nebraska, Minnesota, Indiana, Ohio, Wisconsin, South Dakota, Michigan, Missouri, Kansas and Kentucky.",
    "In the days of the early settlers to North America corn was so valuable that it was used as money and traded for other products such as meat and furs.",
    "Corn is now a completely domesticated plant so you're unlikely to find it growing in the wild.",
    "Corn can be produced in various colors including blackish, bluish-gray, purple, green, red, white and the most common yellow."
  ]
};