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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html lang="en">
<head>
  <meta charset="UTF-8">
  <title>💥 THE QR CODE OF MADNESS 💥</title>
  <meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0">

  <style>
    /* CHAOS ANIMATIONS */
    @keyframes rainbow {
      0% { background-color: red; }
      14% { background-color: orange; }
      28% { background-color: yellow; }
      42% { background-color: green; }
      56% { background-color: blue; }
      70% { background-color: indigo; }
      84% { background-color: violet; }
      100% { background-color: red; }
    }

    @keyframes spin {
      0% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
      100% { transform: rotate(360deg); }
    }

    @keyframes bounce {
      0%, 100% { transform: translateY(0); }
      50% { transform: translateY(-30px); }
    }

    @keyframes scalePulse {
      0%, 100% { transform: scale(1); }
      50% { transform: scale(1.3); }
    }

    @keyframes hueShift {
      0% { filter: hue-rotate(0deg); }
      100% { filter: hue-rotate(360deg); }
    }

    @keyframes wiggle {
      0%, 100% { transform: rotate(0deg); }
      25% { transform: rotate(2deg); }
      50% { transform: rotate(-2deg); }
      75% { transform: rotate(1deg); }
    }

    body {
      font-family: "Comic Sans MS", Papyrus, fantasy;
      animation: rainbow 1s infinite;
      min-height: 100vh;
      margin: 0;
      padding: 0;
      display: flex;
      flex-direction: column;
      align-items: center;
      justify-content: center;
      overflow: hidden;
      cursor: url('https://emojiapi.dev/api/v1/banana/64.png'), auto;
      position: relative;
    }

    h1 {
      font-size: 4rem;
      animation: spin 4s linear infinite, bounce 1.5s ease-in-out infinite, hueShift 3s infinite;
      color: white;
      text-shadow: 2px 2px 4px black;
    }

    .qr-container {
      animation: scalePulse 1.2s infinite, wiggle 0.3s infinite alternate;
      padding: 30px;
      border: 10px dotted hotpink;
      background: white;
      border-radius: 50%;
      margin-top: 20px;
      box-shadow: 0 0 20px 5px magenta;
    }

    img {
      width: 300px;
      height: 300px;
      animation: hueShift 2s infinite;
    }

    .footer {
      font-size: 1.8rem;
      color: lime;
      animation: bounce 2s infinite, hueShift 4s infinite;
      font-family: Impact, fantasy;
      margin-top: 30px;
    }

    /* Flying text explosion */
    .flying-text {
      position: absolute;
      top: 0;
      left: 0;
      font-size: 3rem;
      color: yellow;
      animation: spin 6s linear infinite, bounce 1.8s infinite;
      font-family: 'Comic Sans MS';
    }

    /* Bonus infinite stupidity: flying emojis */
    .emoji {
      position: absolute;
      font-size: 2.5rem;
      animation: spin 10s linear infinite, bounce 3s infinite;
    }

    /* Media Queries: Let's punish mobile users too */
    @media (max-width: 600px) {
      h1 {
        font-size: 2.5rem;
      }

      img {
        width: 200px;
        height: 200px;
      }
    }
  </style>
</head>
<body>

  <h1>💣 SCAN IF YOU DARE 💣</h1>

  <div class="qr-container">
    <img src="https://api.qrserver.com/v1/create-qr-code/?data=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ&size=300x300" alt="QR Code">
  </div>

  <div class="footer">📸 Point. Scan. Regret. 📸</div>

  <!-- Flying emojis -->
  <div class="emoji" style="top:10%; left:10%;">🍕</div>
  <div class="emoji" style="top:30%; left:80%;">🧠</div>
  <!-- <div class="emoji" style="top:50%; left:30%;">💩</div> -->
  <div class="emoji" style="top:70%; left:60%;">🦄</div>
  <div class="emoji" style="top:85%; left:20%;">🪩</div>

  <!-- Optional: MIDI music bomb -->
  <!--
  <embed src="https://www.vgmusic.com/music/console/nintendo/nes/tetris_theme.mid" hidden="true" autostart="true" loop="true">
  -->


</body>
</html>